President Murders Fly – Gains Combat Experience
PETA is Pissed off.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORZ00OyKp0I
On Wednesday, the President savagely murdered an innocent fly in front of a cheering camera crew. The incident occurred in the White House during an interview the President was giving to CNBC’s John Harwood. The fly, who undisclosed sources say was just following an odd smell, was given just one warning by the President before having it’s brain crushed by the President. Afterwards the President exhibited little remorse for the incident and actually joked that he, “Got the sucker” although he later recanted the statement saying that he was referring to former President Bush and not the fly.
In a related matter, sources say that the entire incident was actually a secret covert operation to give the president combat experience in order to make him look like a strong leader towards North Korea and Iran, where the Presidents posture has been rather weak.
PETA – (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) referred to the killing of the fly as an “execution” and are calling for the President to issue an apology and provide restitution to the fly’s family.